Here's an update on a story I posted that one reader called "wicked funny".

Two of the three plants vodka-ed by the infamous Kathryn have died. ;_; The third is kinda on it's last legs, or, uh...leaves, rather, but we're hoping for a recovery. Amanda and I were very sad to see them go.

In other news tonight, the plant Ellen bought me for my birthday (which was not involved in the alcoholic catastrophe) is doing extremely well and is flowering cute little red flowers. We're keeping it far away from Kathryn, and are considering a restraining order.