and the back:
i really have absolutely no idea what this shirt is trying to say. at all.
this one makes a little more sense...
as much as i love the cuteness of this one, i already know who it really belongs to. i think she'll know too when she sees it!
this one clearly goes to another sexy lady, though shiny gold is hard to photograph:
sorry ladies and gentlemen, i'm too selfish to give this baby up. the front isn't THAT funny...
...but the back has not only some great nonsense, but the ever-popular L-R mispelling:
and finally, i found a bag with a freudian mispelling to carry it all home: