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01 October 2006 @ 11:45 am
engrish fills the hole in my soul where america once was  
my collection of engrish is growing at a steady pace. i console myself by saying some of them are presents, which is true. but it's been one of those things where i'm going,"one for so-and-so, one for me, one for whatserface, one for me". people are gonna ask me what the hell is wrong with my wardrobe when i get back to the states. but when you find a shirt like this, how can you possibly resist?

dried herbs, mmm

and the back:
what's an Ochl?

i really have absolutely no idea what this shirt is trying to say. at all.

this one makes a little more sense...
going spirit!

as much as i love the cuteness of this one, i already know who it really belongs to. i think she'll know too when she sees it!

this one clearly goes to another sexy lady, though shiny gold is hard to photograph:
'sexy girl boundary!

sorry ladies and gentlemen, i'm too selfish to give this baby up. the front isn't THAT funny...
...but the back has not only some great nonsense, but the ever-popular L-R mispelling:
'make a rong history felt, baby!

and finally, i found a bag with a freudian mispelling to carry it all home:
Mood: amusedamused
Music: Xiu Xiu - Bishop, CA
Mandafee_b on October 1st, 2006 04:42 am (UTC)
NOOOO you're too nice!!! I love that shirt!
mwah mwah mwah!!
I miss you so much lately!
Mellenabsentmammoth on October 1st, 2006 04:58 am (UTC)
i'm no where near too nice. it was super on sale, hehe. plus it suits you so well, i know it will look great on you cuz it looks cute on me (i always try them on for size, just to make sure).

missin' you too. i'm lucky that i have a group of lady friends here though, and there are days when kelly reminds me of you so much! hehe. you'll have to meet her. much love to you from the other side o' the globe!!
dubpulse on October 1st, 2006 05:32 am (UTC)
i will make noise at the night when a star falls.


thanks for sharing that.
Mellenabsentmammoth on October 1st, 2006 03:34 pm (UTC)
glad you agree that it's a definate keeper.
just johnjustjohn on October 1st, 2006 03:52 pm (UTC)
Re the last one
I've sometimes had difficulty digesting seafood, but nothing THAT spectacular!
madbibliomancer: happymadbibliomancer on October 1st, 2006 04:30 pm (UTC)
engrish is the awesome
*blind*epiphany*noresistance on October 1st, 2006 10:07 pm (UTC)
That reminds me of Engrish.com.....great site!
Shibs Viciouselectriccandle on October 3rd, 2006 02:06 am (UTC)
Those are fantastic!