Mellen (absentmammoth) wrote,

seriously, it's mostly a joke...but the possiblities...

NPR just gave me a great idea! if i sell my eggs, i can get enough money for the wacom and a new lappy! they said the bare lowest these things go for is usually $4,000, and "elite" eggs go for up to $25,000! if they're looking for "master race" style stuff, with blond hair and blue eyes, i'm so in!

now, how does one go about selling one's genetic material these days?

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