because alex posed it as a challenge. i'd rank most of these as medium to very hard, not a lot of easy-easies.

1. "And you just took it, without waiting for an answer. It was so intimate, like we were already lovers."

2. "You don't even have to go to Europe anymore, you can just go to Pittsburg."

3. "They said Jesus Christ Superstar was a bad idea" "Jesus Christ Superstar WAS a bad idea."

4. "It's not fair!" "You keep saying that...it makes me wonder about your basis for comparison."

5. "Move children, vamanos!"

6. "It's a Kafka high."

7. "Okay, so are we going to be creating musical fusion everyday?"

8. "And it's a long drive to that prison baby, just you and me. No witnesses."

9. "I'm sorry, are you from a country where it's okay to stick your fingers all over someone else's food?"

10. "You're not shy, you're a lawyer."

11. "I only slept with her cause I'm in love with you."

12. "Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw!"

13. "But I was haunted by the idea that I remembered her wrong..."

14. "I saved Latin. What did you ever do?"

15. "Then how about a turnip? The bag may also have contained a large turnip."

16. "I'll tell you in another life when we are both cats."

17. "I KILLED A LOT OF PEOPLE!"

18. "For future reference, right handed men don't hold it with their left."

19. "Oh, you ARE sick."

20. "She was like the water that freezes inside a rock and breaks it apart. It was no more her fault than it is the fault of the water when the rock shatters."