April 29th, 2003

i'm good!

Making backwards thinking look progressive...

Apparently, the White House scientists, wherever it is that they are hidden, have made the discovery that time is not linear, and done their best to explain it (probably using a lot of cartoon diagrams) to the people leading our nation.

Why else would we be able to give evidence and reasons for going to war AFTER we've invaded and occupied a foreign nation? Simple--we have it now, so it must have come up and travelled back to the past when we needed it.

That, or their bundles of lies are just too huge to even attempt self-containment any longer.
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