And plutonium women? Few and far between!

Symbol: Wo

Discoverer: Adam

Atomic Weight: accepted as 53 but is known to vary from approx 45 - 130 kilo's.

Occurrence: surplus quantities in all urban areas.

Physical Properties:
1) surface usually covered in painted film
2) boils at nothing, freezes without reason
3) melts if given proper treatment
4) bitter if used incorrectly
5) found in various states, ranging from virgin metal, to common 'ore

Chemical Properties:
1) possess great affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones
2) able to absorb great quantities of expensive substances
3) may explode spontaneously if left alone with a male
4) insoluable in liquids but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol
5) yields to pressure applied to correct points

Uses:
1) highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2) most powerful money-reducing agent known
3) can be a great aid to relaxation

Tests:
1) pure specimen turns a rosy tint if discovered in natural state
2) turns green if placed beside a better specimen

Caution:
1) highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2) illegal to posses more than one except in certain areas

perfect....i needed to smile...
thank you

I'm so glad I'm a chick.
Amen to that!

How come I can't shapeshift? No fair.

So completely true. Women get all the niftiest clothes...

I don't think that it's a shopping problem so much as an availability problem. It's like every store is out of stock, and the models they DO have on display are sorely lacking in features.

At least, that's how I feel about it.

Finding someone special is sometimes like searching for a parking spot. The good ones are taken, and the rest are all handicap.

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