For my birthday, my darling friends Zach and Amanda gave me a shirt that is simultaneously cute, funny, sad, and a key part in understanding human nature.

The shirt has a penguin, his wings out, his neck stretched, standing on the tips of his little penguin toes. Underneath it says, "I wish I could fly".

Fittingly enough, between that and the Invader Zim shirt I was given which says, "Someone needs a hug," my day has been summed up.