Mellen (absentmammoth) wrote,
Mellen
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Yesterday as a serial comic...

If you didn't read our last issue, here's what you missed!!

ADVENTURES IN...

DRESSING! With the help of Super Amanda, see Mary Ellen transform from everyday college girl to Super Sexy Girl! She then joins forces with Brandon, who himself has changed into Ultra Sexy Man!

DRIVING! See our heroes dash to and fro, with little gasoline and even less of a clue where they're going! Watch as night falls and their frustration rises! Be stunned as the hours slip away in what should be a 15 minute drive!

EATING! Watch in amazement as our heroine devours a whole duck, only to follow it with dessert!! Who knew so much food could fit into one girl!

MOVIE WATCHING! Will you be as stunned as our heroes are over David Bowie in "The Man Who Fell to Earth"? Can they make the cognitive leaps necessary? If so, will they like it? And did they really let us see David Bowie THAT NAKED?

DADDY LONGLEGS TRACKING! For no apparent reason, watch our heroes follow a non-spider around the room!

Thrills, chills, spills and David Bowie await you!

NEXT ISSUE: ULTRA SEXY MAN and SUPER SEXY GIRL figure out their SUPER SEXY POWERS!!
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