Mellen (absentmammoth) wrote,

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In the spirit of the Force...

While this is unrelated to the release of "Attack of the Clones," this is still a really funny thing you can think of every time you watch "The Empire Strikes Back". My sister made the final confrontation in the film between Luke and Darth Vader into a "Got Milk" commercial. It goes something like this, starting from the orignal line, "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father..."

Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to the rest of the milk.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me it was gone!

DV: Luke, I drank the last of the milk.

L: No...that's not true...that's impossible! (Aside) You have no mouth.

DV: Search the refridgerator, you know it to be true.


DV: Join me Luke, and together, we can drink orange juice as father and son!

(Luke jumps)

(As he falls) I must...find a Quiki-mart!

(Black screen) GOT MILK?

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