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22 May 2002 @ 12:38 am
In the spirit of the Force...  
While this is unrelated to the release of "Attack of the Clones," this is still a really funny thing you can think of every time you watch "The Empire Strikes Back". My sister made the final confrontation in the film between Luke and Darth Vader into a "Got Milk" commercial. It goes something like this, starting from the orignal line, "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father..."


Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to the rest of the milk.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me it was gone!

DV: Luke, I drank the last of the milk.

L: No...that's not true...that's impossible! (Aside) You have no mouth.

DV: Search the refridgerator, you know it to be true.

L: NOOOOOO!!

DV: Join me Luke, and together, we can drink orange juice as father and son!

(Luke jumps)

(As he falls) I must...find a Quiki-mart!

(Black screen) GOT MILK?
 
 
Mood: Funny
Music: L'arc~In~Ciel - Heaven's Drive
 
 
 
Azure Jane Lunaticazurelunatic on May 21st, 2002 09:49 pm (UTC)
That's just too damn funny.
Mellen: Kawaii Fayeabsentmammoth on May 21st, 2002 10:00 pm (UTC)
So is my little sister.
Azure Jane Lunaticazurelunatic on May 22nd, 2002 02:25 am (UTC)
I think if your little sister and mine ever met, something would implode.

Probably our brains from laughing.
Mellenabsentmammoth on May 22nd, 2002 10:50 pm (UTC)
Well...
If you're gonna go eventually, sounds like a good way to me ^_^
Azure Jane Lunaticazurelunatic on May 22nd, 2002 11:30 pm (UTC)
Re: Well...
Good point.

Though I'd rather take a few people with me, by sharing the joke...
dubpulse on May 21st, 2002 10:17 pm (UTC)
lol.


Vader must have used a straw...
Mellenabsentmammoth on May 22nd, 2002 10:54 am (UTC)
I can imagine it now...
Vader breathing sounds that go like this:

KOOOOOOSH SHHHHH ::Straw slurpy noise:: SHHHHHHH KOOOOOOOSH...

Ugh, that didn't type well, but you know what I mean...do it yourself.
Mandafee_b on May 22nd, 2002 03:33 pm (UTC)
Re: I can imagine it now...
hee-hee! So cute, Mepk...
Mandafee_b on May 21st, 2002 11:03 pm (UTC)

hahahaha!!! she should really copyright that and sell it!!! That's a million dollar joke!!! College tuition, baby!! oh, so funny.